If we read a lot of books in the right order, at the right time, our efforts can earn us one of those flat hats with a nifty tassel.
We also have books on how to make hats: yarn, straw, or paper - take your pick.
And who can deny the success of Dr. Seuss and his cat, or Alice and her Mad Hatter?
Cowboys, presidents, orphans, snowmen, princesses...they all have hats. Kind of makes me want a hat, but not quite like these guys...